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Discussion in 'General Gaming Discussion' started by WiiUBricker, Jan 9, 2018.
Dat sad moment when a cartridge has a wife
And ur still single 2018
virginity protection level 100
*Sigh* I should've kept my mouth shut. Perhaps it's time I make a blog on what's been going on.
I deserved that..
she'll use the game genie as protection. that way the board isn't exposed.
Only if Tetris gets mounted on a Game Genie.
Fixed that for you
would dumping that tetris cartridge and uploading the rom count as porn/nudes?
maybe it would be better if the game had one of those plastic dust covers. I can just imagine what that game has been through.
will her copy of yoshi's cookie get jealous and refuse to work in a legitimate nes?
this made me laugh more than I expected
amateur porn - the best kind. the money shot is when the game glitches out on her.
Is this worst? If so please make another thread!
Meh kind of the same shit with the dude pretending to be married to a Twilight Sparkle plushie
Legally speaking cant be done because a object such as a cart cant sign papers that's another reason u cant marry your cat or dog or animal family member
ya got that right...
mashed potatoes with a side of brainless and a dash of stupidity with insane sauce on top...
I'd marry my Snivy plush for sure.
Leave me alone now!
That's going to be an awkward honeymoon, someone please tell her to use protection, you don't want to start a marriage off with a pregnancy!
Tetris Jr. anyone?
Or, I wonder if she got the box it came in, wait, no, thats her.
something like this
Not too bad for a middle-aged game.
It will be signed "10NES".
I thought it looked a little beat up. she must be an abuser.
You know this has brought up countless thoughts of sex with a Nintendo cartridge. Those corners on her lady bits, or even on her anus, strapping a dildo to the cartridge and directing it inside her. Things that probably exist already in video and picture form in the deepest recesses of internet space, that I don't even want to try and find.
But really, if she's truly happy with this, what's the problem? It's weird but harmless, it's strange but nice. I just really hope this isn't called out via Dr. Phil, fuck that guy. Let the woman be happy.