I have put way too much thought into this but as a result I have a team that meets all requirements and even has a good chance of beating some of the "entire spiritomb WG Teams" so here it goes
Single or dual
1. Spiritomb
Ability: wonder guard
Nature: Adamant
Item: Ghostium Z
Moves: perish...
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