Do your parents ever talk to you about sex?

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No sex talk for me yet. The stuff they teach you at school is wonderful though!
Got a bunch of volunteers from a local sex clinic to give us a talk about STDs and stuff. I asked if we get free condoms. They say, "no".

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It was me who had to bring up the subject of what position I was conceived in. The responce was:
"ermm not really sure more than likely a dirty sanchez"
 

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I never talked to my parents about it.
I learned in school and by reading books.

UGH. I hate men who think they know everything.
So you've been watching porn and think you know everything about sex?
Grabbing women's boobs and practically assaulting them usually doesn't do it.
I'm very, very worried about boys who learn by seeing porn..
I've experienced them, and never wished to see them again.

Edit I'm 22 now and living with my boyfriend. It would be pretty akward if my parents suddenly decided to start talking about sex nowÂ
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Sex for both men and women can be a lot like video game preferences... FIRST OFF I AM NOT TRYING TO START ANY FANBOY FLAME WARS ... it is a metaphor here and each system's hardcoreness to sex ratio is based mainly off price... but saying that every girl likes it soft and slow with a touch of eroticism is like saying every girl likes the Wii...sure there are a lot of those types out there but that doesn't classify every women as a Wii player.

Those boys that slap tits and pull hair .... well there are girls out there that crave that shit... hell I was with a girl the other week who wanted me to choke her during the act. I'd guess you can consider her a PS3 player and the fact that I am more of a Xbox360 kinds guy with a hint of Wii....well it didn't work out too well... at first. I think the key to being a good lover is being attentive to your partners needs.

You have Wii players, Xbox360 players, PS3 players, multi console players...and I guess for those who wait till marriage the NES players. When I have fun with a Wii player the important thing to do is start off as a Wii player....once she completes her level then kick on the 360 style so you can enjoy the game as much as her. If a guy who plays Wii 24/7 meets a 360 player or a god forbid a PS3 player ... well the chick will be left unimpressed with the Wii's lack of power.

Bottom line I have met girls who play Wii who are traumatized by gaming with PS3 players ... it took a lot (A LOT) of work for me to get them to enjoy the game again...and I have met girls who play PS3 who were unimpressed with my 360 esque game skills. Problem is when your unexperienced...a 360 gamer thinks he is "hardcore" till he meets someone who takes it up a level he never though was possible...and might even be intimidated by the PS3's totally different programing structure.... but in the end a good sexual partner is one who is not afraid to try doing what it takes to please his partner as long as nobody gets hurt.... and no scratches, whip marks, welts, tazer burns, or burns are left in visible places so both people can go to work the next day
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LOL you amuse me
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Ofcourse there are the ones who like it rough and the ones who don't.
But in the end, it still comes down to respect. If one likes it rough, and talks about it on beforehand, that's perfectly fine.

I was talking about the ones who don't have a clue what they're doing.
You know, handling nipples like they're radio buttons or something.

It all comes down to preference.
You know, I once had this guy who didn't have a CLUE what he was supposed to do.
He pulled down his pants, pulled down mine and went straight to go. "Jail. Do not pass go. Don't collect whatever it is you get when playing Monopoly
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Or then there's: "SURPRISE! IM GOING FOR ANAL!"
 

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Or then there's: "SURPRISE! IM GOING FOR ANAL!"
If we are doing Monopoly metaphors then I think your referring to the "Chance" card .... unfortunately there is only two in a deck of like 50
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And I think my worst Monopoly story is the gamer who wanted to play yet refused to let my race car move...even when it was my turn to roll the dice....
 

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You know, I once had this guy who didn't have a CLUE what he was supposed to do.
He pulled down his pants, pulled down mine and went straight to go. "Jail. Do not pass go. Don't collect whatever it is you get when playing Monopoly
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Or then there's: "SURPRISE! IM GOING FOR ANAL!"

At least he didn't go for the Community Breast.
 

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Yeah they told me all about the magic cabbage patch in the early 80s...
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Nah seriously, all I was ever told was to put on my raining suit if it rained...
 

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Nope. School, friends, and the internet taught me everything.

well my sister told me, " What ever you do, use a condom." came out of nowhere too


and my cousin said, "Let me tell you something, you get anyone pregnant, i will cut off your penis."


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My parents never said anything. But I (and everyone else in class) knew all about it before the sex education in school startet.

Shits and giggles everytime we watched some educational movies in class.
 

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