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You generally find sharpened katana lying around?Cricket bats are a bit heavy so if there really was a zombie apocalypse in real life.. I'd go with a sharpened katana than a stupid baseball bat.
Buying one isn't necessarily hard if you know where.
There's probably not gonna be much purchasing of anything in a zombie apocalypse.
...really?! Coz the last zombie I spoke to said he had no problems whatsoever opening hatches - he had more trouble with a pint spilling onto his shirt when trying to drink it..... are the zombies round your neck of the woods simply a bit dim witted? Why would that not surprise me....
Good luck opening an APC hatch from the outside with nothing but your hands.
Scrubz fight with shovels, winners sail the ocean in a nuclear vessel with fuel 'fo yearz, waiting for the whole zombie apocalypse nonsense to blow over. 
Until fo yearz is ova and tpdem zombis get ya dawgGood luck opening an APC hatch from the outside with nothing but your hands.
By that time I'll live my life to the fullest - they're likely to perish of starvation before Flagship Foxtrot's food and fuel supply is depleted. MRE's fo' yearz, yo. ;O; Worst-case scenario there's always the Vault-tec option. Overseer Foxi sounds like an apt title.
Dawg yo being a damm fool dawg! Ya know what ima saying dawg? Fo no you do not dawg.Your boizzle won't lizzle thizzle longBy that time I'll live my life to the fullest - they're likely to perish of starvation before Flagship Foxtrot's food and fuel supply is depleted. MRE's fo' yearz, yo. ;O; Worst-case scenario there's always the Vault-tec option. Overseer Foxi sounds like an apt title.
I dunno maygn, my "lizzle" will be diligently polished by my Slave Leia outfit-wearing bichizlles, I'm cool with that even if only for 2 months.
Cool dizzle thizzle dizzle gizzle is sizzle lizzle f. Yo a smizzle mf dizzle wizzle yo idizzle n shizzleI dunno maygn, my "lizzle" will be diligently polished by my Slave Leia outfit-wearing bichizlles, I'm cool with that even if only for 2 months.
The issue is that those games aren't rearing their ugly heads... ZombiU was terrible. It was fun for like... 5 minutes... Then you realize that you should have only spent maybe $10 on it... Brand new... In the eshop. There's no reason for it to come to this gen. At all.
The sad thing is there are chumps who would say "your enjoyment of a game should not factor in the amount of money you spend on it".
If you could pick any weapon you want, why would you ever pick a melee one that requires you to face the infected head-on at close range and not a tank, a jet, or, I don't know, a huge-ass gunship? Even a boat would be better, seeing that zombies can't swim. You guys woukd die on the frontline with your sharp and blunt sticks, meanwhile I'd be chillin' on a military ship in the middle of the ocean with provisions for years and a bunch of bitches, saving the human race in style.
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