Hmm, paint my face and arms to be something other than fishbelly/ginger halfbreed white, wear a kilt (despite having a claim to do such a thing, maybe I will wear something of a different clan, hopefully it also counts as wearing a skirt), make it sexy (fake tits I guess), strap a plastic AK to my front, wrap my head in my shemagh/keffiyeh, call it a homage to nameless dead in some COD game and go to the club.
And to think I was planning to stay home like every other year.
And to think I was planning to stay home like every other year.