- Apr 19, 1997 (Age: 20)
SignatureI'd go the other way. You get super cancer! And you get super cancer! Everyone look under you chairs because rabid radioactive squirrels have magically appeared under them!!!! Then I would take one child. Grant them powers. Sent messengers to tell other people that child is special. Then when he is worshiped, slowly plant the idea of killing off an entire race of people but make that race of people invincible if it drops below one million. Then place Deutsche Marks in everyone's pockets to prove my existence.