Elysium420

Elysium420

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It is 95% probable that I've passed the hardest exams of my life. You can't see my face, but I haven't felt such an emotion in years. Jun 30, 2017

Shitposting bastard, Male, 18, from Shitville

Elysium420 was last seen:
Jul 27, 2017 at 5:17 PM
Feb 10, 2016
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    1. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      It is 95% probable that I've passed the hardest exams of my life. You can't see my face, but I haven't felt such an emotion in years.
    2. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      I have to say that Nintendo surprised me during this E3. Good work, Nintendo. Don't forget to keep it up from now on.
      1. Felek666
        Felek666
        Yeah, join the hype train! Also 10/10 profile pic.
        Jun 17, 2017
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      2. Elysium420
        Elysium420
        Twintelle worship best worship.
        Jun 18, 2017
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    3. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      Twintelle has a thicc ass and you can't do anything about it.
    4. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      Twintelle worship.
      1. EthanAddict and Jiehfeng like this.
    5. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      Something tells me this E3 will be a failure for all companies. Maybe it's because E3 hasn't really excited me in 3-4 years.
      1. Joe88
        Joe88
        did you not see sony's last year?
        Jun 10, 2017
      2. Elysium420
        Elysium420
        It's not enough tbh.
        Jun 10, 2017
    6. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      Essay exam went quite better than I expected. It was about science. On to Ancient Greek now.
    7. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      Fidget spinners aren't even important and shit. Hope that trend dies fast enough for my braincells to stop commiting suicide.
      1. iAqua likes this.
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      3. RaMon90
        RaMon90
        My brother ordered 1 and it's been 6 days he didn't receive, good sign. I don't care about 10 euros.
        May 30, 2017
      4. Elysium420
        Elysium420
        May 30, 2017
      5. sarkwalvein
        sarkwalvein
        Oh, well... don't worry, it is just fad, but just when it is gone, another one will come, lambs will be lambs.
        May 30, 2017
    8. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      People must realize the difference of free speech and the backlash that may come from what they've said. Nobody guarantees no backlash.
      1. JFlare
        JFlare
        I guarantee no backlash.
        May 27, 2017
      2. Elysium420
        Elysium420
        You must be too nice then.
        May 27, 2017
      3. JFlare
        JFlare
        hmm... I guarantee nothing :3
        May 27, 2017
    9. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      If you are able to be the exception to a rule, don't be ashamed to be that exception.
    10. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      The more you meme, the more you give up your own ideals for herd mentality. When was the last time you made a choice based on your morals?
      1. WeedZ likes this.
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      3. WeedZ
        WeedZ
        Everyday I resist the urge to choke someone out, I make moral choices
        May 22, 2017
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      4. sarkwalvein
        sarkwalvein
        If there is something HPCs, parallel computing, multi core processors and GPGPUs have taught us, is that the herd is the way to go! /s
        May 22, 2017
      5. Elysium420
        Elysium420
        May 22, 2017
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    11. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      18 years of living and my whole life is already a shitpost. Think about yourself. Are you proud things are(for most) not how you want them?
    12. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      B9S master race. Get with the times, plebeians.
    13. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      Above all, look after yourself first. It's not about being an egoist, it's about protecting your own body and mind.
      1. smileyhead likes this.
    14. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      To be honest, we look like ants when they find food on the floor when a system update comes out.
      1. Ricken and smileyhead like this.
    15. EthanAddict
      EthanAddict
      mera, pws paei?
      1. Elysium420
        Elysium420
        >οταν ελληνες στο γβατεμπ
        Ε τιποτα το ιδιαιτερο, living like a greek does
        Mar 24, 2017
      2. EthanAddict
        EthanAddict
        k, alla γβατεμπ? rentikolo mas ekanes lol
        Mar 24, 2017
    16. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      Turning 18 tomorrow is one of the least exciting moments of my life.
    17. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      I see people either having mixed feelings for the Switch or hating it. I am unsure about Nintendo's future but it looks grave.
      1. VinLark likes this.
      2. Boogieboo6
        Boogieboo6
        If Nintendo goes under, what will they do with their most popular series? Will they give them to the competition and hope they keep the games alive? Or will they give them to a littler startup who they feel will give the games a new heart? Or take them to the grave?
        Jan 15, 2017
      3. Elysium420
        Elysium420
        I don't know, but Nintendo won't have many chances left to regain their former glory if the Switch fails. Not making an ACTUAL, live E3 presentation this year might become a nail to their coffin too.
        Jan 15, 2017
    18. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      Give me a reason not to murder the Greek Nintendo service now that I've been waiting for almost a month to get my N3DS XL's C-stick fixed.
      1. PokeAcer likes this.
      2. Depravo
        Depravo
        Father Christmas is watching.
        Dec 8, 2016
    19. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      Failing my parents' hopes and dreams 24/7 since 17th Feb 1999.
      1. DinohScene
        DinohScene
        19-01-'92, the day a global disaster was born.
        Nov 6, 2016
      2. Elysium420
        Elysium420
        If you as a disaster are global, I am an intergalactic one.
        Nov 6, 2016
    20. Elysium420
      Elysium420
      If you like ironic memery and suicide jokes you are an undesirable human being(myself included). Think about that for a second.
      1. hobbledehoy899
        hobbledehoy899
        You're more likely to crack suicide jokes if you yourself are suicidal. Everything is a meme when you want to kill yourself.
        Oct 24, 2016
      2. Elysium420
        Oct 28, 2016
      3. hobbledehoy899
        hobbledehoy899
        yeah baby, quality muumuu
        Oct 28, 2016
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    Gender:
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    Birthday:
    Feb 17, 1999 (Age: 18)
    Location:
    Shitville
    Occupation:
    Professional shitlord
    Country:
    Greece
    I dig homebrew, fam. That's all you need to know.

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