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Cloud Strife perfume being sold at Square Enix's TGS Booth ($, Cloud Strife Eau de Toilette
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 Sep 25 2009, 08:36 AM
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The Nuclear Rainbow Commander  Group: Members Posts: 3,055 Joined: 24-August 07 From: Music City Tennessee Member No.: 97,430   |
Yeah, you think i'm fucking kidding right? FARKING WRONG. This is the most ridiculous thing they've ever done, Square Enix. They are selling a perfume called "Cloud Strife Eau de Toilette" at their Tokyo Game Show booth this year for $70. I'm sorry, but that's just hilariously absurd...
 I would honestly love to see a commercial for that.  My take- "Want to attract the ladies with the biggest rack? Go with Cloud Strife Eau de Toilette, the only perfume for the bad boys who can wield swords bigger than they are. She'll be staying way after dark with you tonight. Cloud Strife Eau de Toilette. For the sensual fragrance that all women (and Sephiroth) crave. (warning, may cause lost or confused memories and emo urges if used by spikey haired consumers, taken from the blood of an alien organism and not to be used as a stimulant injected into the bloodstream, may cause dangerous Oedipus complexes towards the alien species it was take from in those with long silver hair)" Ok, i'm done. http://gonintendo.com/viewstory.php?id=98186 This post has been edited by granville: Sep 25 2009, 08:38 AM |
   
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Sep 25 2009, 08:39 AM
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MENUdo's Developer  Group: Members Posts: 700 Joined: 3-July 07 Member No.: 87,741  |
They really broke the series. Damn you SE! >:(
... I wonder if they would sell us some Tifa Lockhart panties. <3 |
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Sep 25 2009, 09:06 AM
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100 cups of coffee = GOD Group: Members Posts: 3,665 Joined: 17-April 08 From: SG Member No.: 123,092  |
or yuffie's panties as well or to heck with it, all 3 of the female cast's panties :3
but i wonder, will they be selling vincent gun next?(an actual working one, not a replicate by the way "D) This post has been edited by mrfatso: Sep 25 2009, 09:16 AM |
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Sep 25 2009, 09:09 AM
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Moby Dick! Group: Members Posts: 3,438 Joined: 28-November 08 From: The high seas of sperm whales! Member No.: 145,000 |
Damn it. Nintendo wheres my super healthy organic Mario diet mushrooms product line?
But that pendant(what do you call it?) looks pretty cool. Still I wouldn't pay $70 for that. |
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Sep 25 2009, 09:13 AM
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Chiyo-chan :3  Group: Members Posts: 2,105 Joined: 18-December 08 From: A cardboard box in Hawaii Member No.: 148,210 |
*cringes* Well the necklace is cool.
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Sep 25 2009, 05:07 PM
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Cute>Hot  Group: Members Posts: 1,611 Joined: 31-January 08 Member No.: 115,343 |
No thanks
I really want that Idolmaster Bag which costs $20 less hopefully someone gets it and puts it up on Ebay. |
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Sep 25 2009, 08:22 PM
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Vag Staff Group: Members Posts: 2,194 Joined: 28-July 08 From: Someplace @ home snimdA :puorG Member No.: 131,926  |
QUOTE(SoulAnger @ Sep 25 2009, 09:39 AM)  Tifa Lockhart panties 
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Sep 25 2009, 09:34 PM
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Serial Daydreamer Group: Members Posts: 3,539 Joined: 31-December 03 From: England Member No.: 19,748  |
What the shit?
 That's... that's horrible. Perfume? Seriously?Whatever Square Enix are smoking I don't think I want any. This post has been edited by Psyfira: Sep 25 2009, 09:34 PM |
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Sep 25 2009, 09:38 PM
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The Radioactive Flamer  Group: Members Posts: 1,368 Joined: 27-August 08 From: Cyclo DS Paradise Member No.: 133,979 |
wow......i am absolutely speechless
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Sep 26 2009, 02:29 AM
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Remove that warranty sticker! Group: Members Posts: 1,176 Joined: 2-December 07 From: under the sink Member No.: 109,594 |
I dont even know. the only explanation i can give is because square enix.
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Sep 26 2009, 05:23 AM
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GBAtemp Regular Group: Members Posts: 202 Joined: 18-April 09 Member No.: 174,246 |
He's a video game character
WHAT DOES HE EVEN SMELL LIKE. |
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Sep 26 2009, 05:25 AM
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herp derp Group: Members Posts: 701 Joined: 20-May 09 From: Los Angeles Member No.: 179,546 |
What the fuck? Who would buy thi-oh yea.
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Sep 26 2009, 05:32 AM
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Cute>Hot Group: Members Posts: 1,611 Joined: 31-January 08 Member No.: 115,343 |
Makes me wonder why Square-Enix didn't sell something practical like a handbag take Idolmaster's example or something that makes some sense such as a Selphie figure in a maid outfit or bikini or a TGS exclusive wanzer model for some Front Mission merchandise.
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Sep 27 2009, 01:53 AM
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Advanced Member Group: Newcomers Posts: 72 Joined: 2-August 09 Member No.: 190,469 |
QUOTE(Burnedmagix @ Sep 26 2009, 12:23 AM) He's a video game character WHAT DOES HE EVEN SMELL LIKE. .... Bakery fresh cinnamon rolls? |
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Sep 27 2009, 01:55 AM
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GBAtemp Regular Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 15-March 09 From: snupurl.com/Omega_2 Member No.: 164,803 |
QUOTE(Mr.Positive @ Sep 26 2009, 05:53 PM) QUOTE(Burnedmagix @ Sep 26 2009, 12:23 AM) He's a video game character WHAT DOES HE EVEN SMELL LIKE. .... Bakery fresh cinnamon rolls? More for the cannibals, eh? XD |
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