A woman in Florida is said to have objectophila, a condition that makes her physically and emotionally attracted to inanimate objects instead of people. In an interview with Metro, she stated that she grew up being attracted to all sorts of objects, from GPS devices, iPods, treadmills etc.

After breaking up with Pierre, her calculator, her love for Tetris grew so strong that she intends to marry her copy once she graduates, with a proper ceremony and her family and friends in attendance.

It started when I would play this game called Smash Run and I would hear the Tetris theme and I thought it was nice. Every time I heard it I would want to play Tetris. All I did was play this game and kept thinking I want to play Tetris.

I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind. Physically I get that feeling that people in relationships get – that you know they are the right one.

I love him so much and get an immense sense of satisfaction with him. I have a strong connection with him and have invested so much in him.

The full interview is available here.

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[grossaffe]

That cartridge completes her row.

 

[DinohScene]

Meh, let her marry that cartridge.
It'll certainly outlast her and is still looking pretty in 50 years ;')

 

[CitizenSnips]

What the hell

 

[SirNapkin1334]

what has this world turned into

 

[Futurdreamz]

Well ok then

 

[Zabhahs]

if god hadnt left us before, he certainly did now

 

[Justinde75]

I'd marry my Sonic Adventure Disk for my Dreamcast

 

[Larsenv]

‘They think it’s weird but I ask them to give me one good reason why I shouldn’t date Tetris and they can’t.’

Just let her marry the cartridge if she wishes to.

 

[Deleted User]

ehh
perfectly normal
its just florida
but my tetris cart is in better condition

 

[Zero72463]

Will there be other cartridges at the ceremony?

 

[CallmeBerto]

Mental health issues are a thing.

 

[Deleted User]

Mental health issues are a thing.

do you know where i can contact her?
i wana get my cart invited to the weding

 

[DANOMINATOR]

She got noticed. That's why she did it.

 

[GamerzHell9137]

Me in 10 years ngl

 

[CallmeBerto]

She got noticed. That's why she did it.

Idk man looking at her I would rate her a 2/10. Not even with the lights off.

 

[RustInPeace]

Honestly, if this was 10-15 years ago, where I had no concept of marriages and divorce rates, I would think this is stupid. Now? Come on, this means their marriage will last a long time.

 

[the_randomizer]

I think we all died a little on the inside after hearing this news. Ouch.

 

[xpoverzion]

I'm not surprised. Humanity is socially, and morally falling apart in this impersonal digital age. You are going to see more and more if this idiotic behavior. I have already noticed that more and more people have deeper emotions for a cat/dog than they could ever have for a human being. Half the population is gay anymore, and more and more people are turning to beastiality with their pets. Not a good recipe for avoiding extinction. Great to be a human living in this modern day and age due to all the comforts, and technologies. But sad in many ways at the same time.

 

[weatMod]

"I think Tetris is so beautiful, he is about perfection and he stimulates your mind"
guess she hasn't heard that Tetris carts are gender fluid otherkin