Bobby Kotick is the new Director of Coca-Cola

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http://www.thecoca-colacompany.com/dynamic/press_center/2012/02/board-elects-robert-a-kotick-as-director.html


ATLANTA, Feb. 16, 2012 -- The Board of Directors of The Coca-Cola Company today elected Robert "Bobby" Kotick as a Director of the Company, effective immediately.
Kotick, 48, is President, Chief Executive Officer and a Director of Activision Blizzard, Inc., a global interactive entertainment software leader and the world's largest independent video game publisher. An entrepreneur in the interactive industry, Kotick purchased a stake in Activision in 1990, became CEO in 1991 and grew the company to its industry-leading position.

As a resident of Atlanta, lol World of Coke will be full of scantily-dressed elves of WoW and there will be no tasting anymore in the end of the tour.
 

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So a bottle of pepsi is sold, and EXP points go into Modern Warfare or whatever.
Or a bottle of coke is sold, and profits go straight to Kotick.

Either way, Kotick wins.
 

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Fuck this Coca-Cola's stock has been dropping and this won't make it better.
I don't want this douchebag runing Atlantas economy more right now.
The only thing that could've gone worse would be to make him Director of Delta.
 

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Makes me think twice about drinking Coke. And Pepsi, as mentioned is already in their pocket. So that leaves RC, and the off-brand delicious colas like Nichol Kola, Double Cola, and Pig Iron Cola. Honestly, if people tasted any of those last 3, they'd never touch Coke or Pepsi again, but I digress. My normal soda is Mountain Dew, regardless of Activision making a buck on it. I love it still.
 

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Makes me think twice about drinking Coke. And Pepsi, as mentioned is already in their pocket. So that leaves RC, and the off-brand delicious colas like Nichol Kola, Double Cola, and Pig Iron Cola. Honestly, if people tasted any of those last 3, they'd never touch Coke or Pepsi again, but I digress. My normal soda is Mountain Dew, regardless of Activision making a buck on it. I love it still.
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Makes me think twice about drinking Coke. And Pepsi, as mentioned is already in their pocket. So that leaves RC, and the off-brand delicious colas like Nichol Kola, Double Cola, and Pig Iron Cola. Honestly, if people tasted any of those last 3, they'd never touch Coke or Pepsi again, but I digress. My normal soda is Mountain Dew, regardless of Activision making a buck on it. I love it still.

You realize that Mountain Dew is made by PepsiCo, right?
 

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Makes me think twice about drinking Coke. And Pepsi, as mentioned is already in their pocket. So that leaves RC, and the off-brand delicious colas like Nichol Kola, Double Cola, and Pig Iron Cola. Honestly, if people tasted any of those last 3, they'd never touch Coke or Pepsi again, but I digress. My normal soda is Mountain Dew, regardless of Activision making a buck on it. I love it still.
that's just stupid your not going to drink it cos of bobby? - goes to the fridge and gets a can of pepsi-
 

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Makes me think twice about drinking Coke. And Pepsi, as mentioned is already in their pocket. So that leaves RC, and the off-brand delicious colas like Nichol Kola, Double Cola, and Pig Iron Cola. Honestly, if people tasted any of those last 3, they'd never touch Coke or Pepsi again, but I digress. My normal soda is Mountain Dew, regardless of Activision making a buck on it. I love it still.

You realize that Mountain Dew is made by PepsiCo, right?

:sleep:

And to everyone else, seriously go try a Double Cola before you question why I don't need much of a reason to not drink Coke.
 
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Lol, I read that as if it was a joke.
(i.e, Rick Astley is the new director of Honda)
That's how it felt, anyway.
 

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