VinLark I don't really have any other words to describe it. let's go through it.

WOAH NEW APPLE WATCH 3!!!!!

56% FASTER BATTERY
CELLULAR???????
RED CROWN
boring stuff
Launches the 22nd go out and buy it

HOLY FUCK NEW APPLE TV FOR THE 10 PEOPLE THAT STILL USE ONE?
4K HDR?????
DOLBY VISION????
A10X PROCESSEOR?
4X GPU PERFORMANCE?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Next up the IPhone
A little throwback pressentation to the first Iphone
then IPhone 8
new alluminum band
new 3 colors
Aerospace aluminum
7 layer color process
MOST DURABLE GLASS EVER
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK APPLE'S NEW PROCESSOR
A11 BIONIC BAYBEEEE FUCK YALLS CHINK SNAPDRAGON FUCK UPS A11 FOR THE WIN
6 CORE CPU
64 BIT
4.3 BILLION RESISTORS
METAL 2 HELL YEAH I BET ANDROID DOESN'T HAVE THAT
APPLE IN-HOUSE DESIGNED GPU 30% FASTER THEN A10
i don't really care about camera tbh 12mp camer ok
OH OH OH OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
BEST VIDEO RECORDER EVER IN A SMARTPHONE?
APPLE WINS AGAIN
BEST VIDEO ENCODER EVER
GOOGLE BTFO
WOAH ANOTHER BOMBSHELL
SAY WHAT MY NIGGA?
WIRELESS CHARGING?
OPEN CHI STANDARD?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
COME OUT SEPTEMBER 15TH YEAH BOY IM BUYING 2

OH WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
ONE MORE THING TO BEAT ANDROID HARDER
THE IPHONE X
FULL EDGE TO EDGE TOP TO BOTTOM DISPLY
STAINLESS STEEL BORDER
NO HOME BUTTON
ALL BASED ON GESTURES
WHATS THAT?
A ECOSYSTEM OF WIRELESS CHARGING?
I CAN CHARGE MY APPLE WATCH, EARPODS, AND IPHONE X ALL AT THE SAME TIME ON THE SAME PAD?
BUT WHAT ABOUT TOUCH ID VIN-CHAN YOU ASK?
THATS OLD POORFAG TECHNOLOGY
WE ELITES HAVE FACE ID UNLOCK
BUT WITH THAT COMES
ANIMATED EMOJIS YEAHHH
UNICODE IS OLD SHIT
WE HAVE ANIMATED EMOJIS WITH SOUNDS
DOERSN'T PLAY ON ANFDROID GOTTEM
AVALIBLE IN OCTOBER ON THE 27TH

so what have we learned here?

APPLE ALWAYS WINS BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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