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    SSQ I've created my own Discord Server we need people to join. Here's the link:
    https://discord.gg/cRysTgq
    It's just mayhem tbh
    SSQ Why does everyone bully Jason Aldean for running off stage? They would've done the same thing imo. He ran off stage towards his pregnant wife.
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    SSQ My best friends girlfriend goes to my school but he doesn't believe me. He hasn't seen her in several month so WHAT SHOULD I DO? I want to reunite them again they were made for each other.

    How I feel right now: Hansoloprofile.jpg
    SSQ Just a bunch of random images I like: 4vAKCupA_400x400.jpg an_endless_supply_by_rikuaoshi-d617a63.jpg an_endless_supply_by_rikuaoshi-d617a63.jpg

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    SSQ so Y'all now I lost my friend well here's an update on the situation. I was a bit of a dick towards a few people so yeah I kinda deserved it but now we're friends again thank God. :grog:B-)
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    SSQ These are my people
    This is where I come from
    We're givin' this life everything we've got and then some
    It ain't always pretty
    But it's real
    That's the way we were made
    Wouldn't have it any other way
    These are my people
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    SSQ This song's gonna come true...
    The mixtape's got a little Hank, little Drake
    A little something bumping, thump, thumping on the wheel ride
    The mix in our drink's a little stronger than you think
    So get a grip, take a sip of that feel right
    The truck's jacked up, flat bills flipped back
    Yeah, you can find us where the party's at

    This is how we roll
    We hanging round singing out everything on the radio
    We light it up with our hands up
    This is how we roll
    This is how we do
    We're burning down the night shooting bullets at the moon, baby
    This is how we roll

    Yeah, baby, this is how we roll
    We rollin' into town
    With nothing else to do we take another lap around
    Yeah, holler at your boy if you need a ride
    If you roll with me, yeah, you know we rollin' high
    Up on them 37 Nittos, windows tinted hard to see though
    How fresh my baby is in the shotgun seat, oh
    Them kisses are for me though, automatic like a free throw
    This life I live it might not be for you but it's for me though
    Let's roll!

    This is how we roll
    We hanging round singing out everything on the radio
    We light it up with our hands up
    This is how we roll
    This is how we do
    When the world turns ugly I just turn and look at you, baby
    This is how we roll

    [Luke Bryan:]
    Yeah, we're proud to be young
    We stick to our guns
    We love who we love and we wanna have fun
    Yeah, we cuss on them Mondays
    And pray on them Sundays
    Pass it around and we dream of that one day

    'Cause this is how we roll
    We hanging round singing out everything on the radio
    We light it up with our hands up
    This is how we roll
    This is how we ride
    We slingin' up the mud, cuttin' through the countryside, baby
    This is how we roll

    Yeah, this is how we roll
    This is how we roll
    This is how we do
    We're burning down the night shooting bullets at the moon, baby
    This is how we roll
    Yeah, this is how we roll

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    SSQ
    1. You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
    2. You ever cut your grass and found a car.
    3. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren't.
    4. You think the stock market has a fence around it.
    5. Your stereo speakers used to belong to the Drive-in Theater.
    6. Your boat has not left the drive-way in 15 years.
    7. You own a homemade fur coat.
    8. Chiggers are included on your list of top 5 hygiene concerns.
    9. You burn your yard rather than mow it.
    10. Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath."
    11. You read the Auto Trader with a highlight pen.
    12. The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
    13. You've ever raked leaves in your kitchen.
    14. Birds are attracted to your beard.
    15. Your wife's job requires her to wear an orange vest.
    16. You were shooting pool when any of your kids were born.
    17. You have the local taxidermist's number on speed dial.
    18. You've ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
    19. Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos".
    20. You think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
    21. You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
    22. You clean your fingernails with a stick.
    23. Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
    24. You keep a can of RAID on the kitchen table.
    25. Your wife can climb a tree faster than your cat.
    26. Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
    27. Every socket in your house breaks a fire code.
    28. You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
    29. There are more than five McDonald's bags in your car.
    30. The Home Shopping operator recognizes your voice.
    31. There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
    32. You've ever been kicked out of the zoo for heckling the monkeys.
    33. The taillight covers of your car are made of red tape.
    34. You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
    35. You've ever bathed with flea and tick soap.
    36. You think "taking out the trash" means taking your in-laws to a movie.
    37. You have every episode of Hee-Haw on tape.
    38. You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
    39. Your considered an expert on wormbeds.
    40. Your kids take a siphon hose to "Show and Tell."
    41. The dog catcher calls for a backup unit when visiting your house.
    42. You've ever bought a used cap.
    43. Your CB antenna is a danger to low-flying planes.
    44. You pick your teeth from a catalog.
    45. You've ever financed a tattoo.
    46. You've ever stolen toilet paper.
    47. You think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
    48. People hear your car a long time before they see it.
    49. The gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot.
    50. You prefer car keys to Q-tips.
    51. You take a fishing pole into Sea World.
    52. You think a turtleneck is key ingredient for soup.
    53. You've ever stood in line to have your picture taken with a freak of nature.
    54. You think the French Riviera is foreign car.
    55. You go to a stock car race and don't need a program.
    56. You've ever filled your deer tag on the golf course.
    57. you have ever used lard in bed.
    58. you own more than 3 shirts with cut off sleeves.
    59. you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass.
    60. your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
    61. someone asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckle.
    62. The primary color of your car is bondo.
    63. directions to your house include "Turn off the paved road."
    64. your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
    65. you owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
    66. you ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
    67. Jack Daniels makes you list of most admired people.
    68. your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
    69. you see no need to stop at a rest stop 'cause you have an empty milk jug.
    70. you consider the fifth grade you senior year.
    71. you have a rag for a gas cap.
    72. the dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
    73. you have a hefty bag where the window of your car should be.
    74. you have ever bar-b-qued Spam on the grill.
    75. your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
    76. Redman Chewing Tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
    77. you bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you're at work.
    78. your dad walks you to school because you're in the same grade.
    79. you view the next family reunion as a chance to meet girls.
    80. your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
    81. your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
    82. the main course at potluck dinners is roadkill.
    83. you mow the front yard and find a car.
    84. your other truck is made by John Deere.
    85. you think suspenders are a type of shirt.
    86. going to the bathroom at night involves shoes and a flashlight.
    87. you keep a spit cup on the ironing board.
    88. you ever got too drunk to fish.
    89. More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general.
    90. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
    91. You've ever used lard in bed.
    92. Your home has more miles on it than your car.
    93. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
    94. There is a stuffed posum anywhere in your house.
    95. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
    96. Fewer than half of your cars run.
    97. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass.
    98. The primary color of your car is "bondo".
    99. You honestly think that women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
    100. You stand under the misteletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Bobby-Sue Ellen to walk by.
    101. Your family tree doesn't have any branches.
    102. Your hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
    103. Your mother has been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
    104. You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
    105. The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
    106. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
    107. Your brother-in-law is your uncle.
    108. You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was
    109. snubbed for best picture.
    110. Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
    111. The rear tires on your car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
    112. You consider "Outdoor Life" deep reading.
    113. You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
    114. You use the term `over yonder' more than once a month.
    115. The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
    116. Your mother keeps a spit cup on the ironing board.
    117. You've ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
    118. Your favorite christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
    119. You think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.
    120. The most commonly heard phrase at your family reunion is "What the hell are you looking at, Shithead?"
    121. You think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
    122. You think that Campho-Phenique is a miracle drug.
    123. The first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are "Howdy!" "HEY!" or "How Y'all Doin?"
    124. You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
    125. Your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack.
    126. You think a Volvo is part of a woman's anatomy.
    127. You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
    128. You've ever been too drunk to fish.
    129. You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
    130. You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
    131. You have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
    132. You consider a family reunion a good place to pick up girls.
    133. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
    134. Your richest relative invites you over to his new home to help him remove the wheels and skirt.
    135. You've ever financed a tattoo.
    136. Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a sixpack.
    137. You go to a tupperware party for a haircut.
    138. You have spray painted your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
    139. Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
    140. Your dog and your wallet are both on chains.
    141. Your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mudflaps.
    142. You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
    143. You have lost at least one tooth opening a beer bottle.
    144. Jack Daniels makes your list of "most admired people".
    145. You won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
    146. Your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
    147. You have a Hefty bag on the passenger side window of your car.
    148. You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions.
    149. You have to scratch your sisters name out of the message: "for a good time call . .", because you feel guilty about putting it there...
    150. Redman sends you a Christmas card.
    151. You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
    152. You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
    153. You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
    154. You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
    155. You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
    156. There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
    157. You think the Mountain Men in deliverance were just "Misunderstood".
    158. You've ever made change in the offering plate.
    159. If the fifth grade is referred to as "your senior year,"
    160. You consider a good tan to be the back of of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve...
    161. You own at least 20 baseball hats.
    162. You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.
    163. You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
    164. When you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank!
    165. Your biggest ambition in live is to "git thet big'ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah bubba's barn..."
    166. Three quarters of the clothes you own have LOGOS on them.
    167. When you leave your house, you are followed by federal agents of the Beurau of Alcohol Tobbaco and Firearms, and the only thing you worry
      about is if you can loose them or not.
    168. You bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
    169. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
    170. Your wife has a beer belly and you find it attractive.
    171. Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does.
    172. You have started a petition to change the National Anthem to "Georgia on My Mind".
    173. You call your boss "Buddy", on a regular basis.You consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.
    174. You have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
    175. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
    176. You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
    177. After making love you ask your date to roll down the window.
    178. The biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.
    179. You have flowers planted in a bathromm appliance in your front yard.
    180. Someone in your family says "Cum'n heer an' lookit this afore I flush it."
    181. Your wife weighs more then your refrigerator
    182. If going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves putting on shoes (if you have them) a jacket and grabbing a flashlight.
    183. When you see a sign that says "Say No To Crack," it reminds you to pull your jeans up.
    184. You go christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift
    185. You are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
    186. You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
    187. You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
    188. You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
    189. You consider a three piece suit to be: a pair of overalls, a plaid flannel shirt and thermal underwear.
    190. There is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
    191. You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.
    192. You have 5 cars that are immobile and house that is!
    193. You gene pool doesn't have a "deep end"
    194. "Honey? Are the lights out? Is the door locked? Is the parking
      brake set?" is what you hear right before you and your wife/girl
      make love.
    195. Your `huntin dawg' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
    196. You'd rather catch bass than get some (if you can't guess...)
    197. You have a Hefty bag for a Car/Truck convertable top.
    198. Your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
    199. You think that safe sex is a padded headboard on the waterbed.
    200. You have an Elvis Jell-o mold.
    201. You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
    202. You've been to a funeral and there were more pick-ups than cars.
    203. You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
    204. You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
    205. There are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard.
    206. The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places'
    207. It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
    208. You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
    209. You've ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your sister's honor.
    210. You idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"
    211. Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
    212. The tobacco chewers in your family aren't just men.
    213. Yer mom calls ya over t'help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house
    214. The ASPCA raids yer kitchen
    215. Ya have to check in the bottom yer shoe for change so ya can get grandma a new plug of tobacco
    216. Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
    217. Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
    218. Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)
    219. You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.
    220. You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
    221. When a sign that says "Say No To Crack!" reminds you to pull up your jeans.
    222. Helping your cousin, Billy-Bob, move into his new place consists of the wheels off his doublewide
    223. Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.
    224. You know you're a redneck if you wake up with both a black eye and a hickey.
    225. Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
    226. "Buck Naked Line Dancing" isn't a videotape, it's "Ladies Night" at the local bar.
    227. Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
    228. You dated your daddy's current wife in high school.
    229. You're moved to tears everytime you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You".
    230. You've ever parked a Camero in a tree.
    231. Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.
    232. Your dad is also your favorite uncle.
    233. The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (you insurance man is one too if he pays you for it).
    234. You actually made a pyramid of cans in the pale moonlight with Alan Jackson.
    235. You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
    236. You've ever hit a deer with your car..on purpose! "
    237. You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
    238. Your mom gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
    239. The blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
    240. Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
    241. On your job application under "SEX" you put "As often as possible".
    242. During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
    243. You're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
    244. On your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
    245. Your parakeet knows the phrase "Open up, Police!".
    246. You saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deerhunting.
    247. In tough situations you ask yourself, "What would Curly do?".
    248. Taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
    249. You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines." or "Play Ball..."
    250. Your child's first words are "Attention K-Mart shoppers!".
    251. Your wife's best pair of shoes are steel-toed Red Wings.
    252. You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
    253. You bring your dog to work with you.
    254. You replace a flat tire on your truck with a tire from your house.
    255. You've ever put a six-pack in a casket right before they closed it
    256. Your family's No. 1 enemy is revenuers.
    257. Your belt buckle doubles as a serving platter.
    258. You use lava soap more than three times a day.
    259. You wear cowboy boots with Bermuda shorts.
    260. You have a hook in your shower to hang your hat on.
    261. You buy your wife tube socks at the flea market.
    262. You consider orange peels left on the coffee table as potpourri.
    263. You grow flowers in an old commode in your front yard.
    264. You can't take a bath because beer is iced down in your tub.
    265. Your kitchen doubles as a bait store.
    266. You've ever picked up a woman in a convenience store.
    267. You throw a beer can out the truck window and your wife shoots it.
    268. You've ever fed your date french fries in a Denny's.
    269. Going to the laundromat means cleaning out the back of the truck.
    270. Your family reunion features a chewing tobacco spit-off.
    271. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed.
    272. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'ouerve.
    273. You stand under the mistletoe at christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by.
    274. You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
    275. The best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
    276. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
    277. You prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland.
    278. The diploma hanging in your den contains the words "Trucking Institute".
    279. Your favorite Christmas present, was a painting on black velvet.
    280. You had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures.
    281. You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
    282. You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet `Ms. Right'
    283. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge.
    284. You have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occassions.
    285. You consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food.
    286. You have to go down to the creek to take a bath.
    287. You participate in the "who can spit tobacco the farthest contest".
    288. You roll you hair with soup cans and wash it once a year.
    289. You have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
    290. You just bought an 8-track player to put in your car.
    291. The theme song at your high school prom was `Friends in Low Places'
    292. It's Easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
    293. You think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.
    294. You idea of talking during sex is "Ain't no cars coming, baby!"
    295. Your vehicle has a two-tone paint job--primer red and primer gray.
    296. Foreplay consists of slipping off her saddle
    297. Ya can't get married to yer sweetheart cause there is a law against it.
    298. Ya celebrate groundhog day (cause ya believe in it!!)
    299. You fish in your above-ground pool, especially if you catch something!
    300. You come home from the garbage dump with more than you went with.

    SSQ I'm chilling on a dirt road
    Laid back swervin' like I'm George Jones
    Smoke rollin' out the window
    An ice cold beer sittin' in the console
    Memory lane up in the headlights
    Has got me reminiscing on the good times
    I'm turning off the real life, driving, that's right
    I'm hittin' easy street in mud tires
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    SSQ This is more of a reminder to myself about songs I need to download.
    • Church Bells by Carrie Underwood
    • Cruise by FGL
    • Get Your Shine On by FGL
    • Confession by FGL
    • My Kinda Party by Jason Aldean
    • Crazy Town by Jason Aldean
    • Blown Away by Carrie Underwood
    • Heartbeat by Carrie Underwood Ft Sam Hunt
    • Home Alone Tonight by Luke Bryan Ft Karen Fairchild
    • Hometown Girl by Josh Turner
    • House Party by Sam Hunt
    • Take Your Time by Sam Hunt
    • Break Up With Him by Old Dominion
    • Snapback by Old Dominion
    • Ain't Worth The Whiskey by Cole Swindell
    • Crash and Burn by Thomas Rhett
    • Drunk On Your Love by Brett Eldredge
    • Lose My Mind by Brett Eldredge
    • Chicken Fried by Zac Brown Band
    • Mind Reader by Dustin Lynch
    • Break Up In A Small Town by Sam Hunt
    • Yours If You Want It by Rascall Flatts
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    SSQ I hate how people use Autism as a damn insult. I'm autistic myself (Aspergers) But I really am intelligent. It pisses me the fuck off.
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    Image isn't mine it belongs to BudCharles from deviantart here's the original image: https://budcharles.deviantart.com/art/Stop-Using-Autism-as-an-Insult-686950303
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    SSQ I love fire types in almost everything not just Pokemon. My favorite Pokemon of all time is Quilava but no one else likes it they all like Pikachu because it's the MC but Quilava's most like me.
    P.S Fuck Fuck Fuck Pikachu!
    P.P.S Quilava's look like this
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    SSQ I'm working on a 7Zip decompression algorithm for 3ds that is at least somewhat fast.
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