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This little boy goes up to his dad and he says "Dad?, What's the difference between Potentially and Realistically?" To which the father replies "Well son, go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then you ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then you ask your brother if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars." So the boy goes up to his mom and asks her if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars and the mother replies "Oh my god, of course I would, he is so good looking!" So the boy moves on and asks his sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and she replies "He is so fucking fine, of course I would!" Then last but no least he goes up to his brother and asks him if he would sleep with Tom Cruise for a million dollars, his brother says "Of course I would, who wouldn't for a million bucks?" So he goes up to his dad and says "I think I learned the difference between potentially and realistically" "Well what's the difference?" says the father. "Well, potentially we're sitting on 3 million dollars, realistically we're living with 2 sluts and a fag!"

I told my wife that when an old person dies, it's like a library burned down, with all the life long knowledge gone. She told me that when I die, it will be like an old out house burned down! I asked why an 'out house'. She said because I was full of crap!

Oh well I'm the type of perp who will never settle down
Where Bruce and Al are, well you know that I'm around
I Rob'em and assault'em 'cause to me they're all the same
I should stab'em and kill'em, they don't that I'm insane
They call me the murderah - yeah - the murderah
I slash around around around around around


Oh well there's nicole on my left and there's Ron on my right
And think I'm gonna be someone's prison bitch tonight
And if they ask me which one I stabbed the best
I'll tell'em to take a look at ron goldmans punctured chest
'Cause I'm a murderah - yeah - I'm a murderah
I slash around around around around around



Well I drive slowly across the town
In my white bronco without a care
As the police men chase me down
you don't need to worry, johhny cochran is here


I'm that type of criminal who likes to roam around
I'm never in one prison, I roam from cell to cell
And when I find myself ah fallin' for some queer
I hop right into that bunk of mine, and pull down my underwear
Yeah I'm a murderah, yeah I'm a murderah
I slash around around around around around around around

I'm that type of criminal who likes to roam around
I'm never in one prison, I roam from cell to cell
And when I find myself ah fallin' for some queer
I hop right into that bunk of mine, and pull down my underwear
Yeah I'm a murderah, yeah I'm a murderah
I slash around around around around around around around
Yeah I'm a murderah, Yeah I'm a murderah
I slash around around around around around around

change is like a thorn.. its only on intruding or extruding , does man differ


Give someone your 'two cents' , and hope for change.

The beauty of the prophets , are in the men who hold the erasers.

The power of prophecy , is in the eraser.

Man did not fall because of a snake , it was due to redaction.

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IT WILL GET YOU HIGH ALL THE SAME
LADIES , ADD IT TO YOUR MAKE UP TO MAKE YOUR EYES POP
OR INGEST IT SO YOU HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR SLEEPING WITH (THAT UGLY GUY)
GUYS , NEED THAT EXTRA STAYING POWER TO PLEASURE HER ?
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AND DURING THIS LIMTED TIME OFFER
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OR


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DO YOU LIKE CRACK ?
DO YOU LIKE SNACKS ?
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BECAUSE YOU WONT
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IN FACT IF YOU DON'T LOSE 30.LBS IN THE FIRST
WEEK JUST SEND BACK THE UNUSED PORTION FOR A FULL REFUND
AND MAKING CRACK-SNAX HAS NEVER BEEN EASIER
JUST ADD ONE POUND OF CRACK TO YOUR FAVORITE SNACK
DICE IN A BLENDER FOR 30 SECONDS
AND THEN BAKE FOR 10 MINS.
IT DOESN'T GET ANY EASIER THAN THAT
AND IF YOU ORDER NOW
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(just pay seperate shipping and proccessing)
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YOURS FOR $19.95
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Pick up lines you might hear at a gay bar ............ Can I push in your "stool " ?

Warning if your easily offended look away now. As for the political and religious , that may be offended , get over it . Better yet move on there is nothing to see here. ( I'm also gonna post this to my blog , "kinda new to the bloging thing , and yes I'm young enough to know what it is " I just believe in keeping my personal thoughts and Ideas to myself , but I wanna expand on here .

You wanna know how I know that Basketball is a gay sport ?
You have to 2 teams of men running around in shorts trying to drain their balls on each other


If basketball isnt gay , then why are all those men trying to drain their ballls on each other ?

The sport in which draining your balls on another man is acceptable ? Basketball